Jolly Old Elf Stats:
| Height: | 6'0" |
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Suit: | 56 L |
| Weight: | 320 | Shirt: | XXXL (20) | |
| Hair/Beard: | White | Sleeve: | 34/ 35 | |
| Eyes: | Brown * | Hat: | 7 1/4 | |
| Waist: | 48 | Glove: | 10 (XL) | |
| Inseam: | 32 | Shoe: | 11 W |
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Age: I am as old as my tongue and a little bit older than my teeth. Beard #1576, National Beard Registry *With optional Blue contacts, if you prefer. Last updated: Sunday, March 23, 2008 |
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